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I see you sitting there reading this message with your cock in your hand. It's starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot. Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt. My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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