Elouise the E-girl Mug
This right here is the ultimate E-girl, she comes with the full set if you were to buy her, The padlock chains, The fucking up priced stardust leds, fairy lights and even HAROLD the glow up dinosaur. Unlucky for us she is unavailable for purchase as she is extremely rare as her mum only made one and Bypryzm was the highest bidder at the price of free. Some may call her a freak and that is totally true, the stuff that she does is insane. For example taking shots of lemon juice, cutting babies arms off and stuffing them into a jar, she will soon empty her own blood into one of these jars. If you had her as your roommate anyone that visited either thought that you had a pet rat or that you were in croydon train station. The only reason that she has to leave a discord call is either to do the washing up or to walk her baby rat Oscar, which won't happen for another hour as she is distracted by the thought of the triangle. I wish her the best in her GCSE's as she is gonna need it "she is gonna flop". GG WP.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!