East Haven Mug
East Haven is a small town in CT known for its younger population of wannabe gangstas, roid-rage, greasy skin, obsession with the Gotti's, and fleet of suped up Honda Civics. Known in the 70's and 80's for its residents Camaros, big hair, and non-existent minority population, modern-day East Havener's are either trailer-park Momauguinites or snobbish Foxonites. Seniors abound in EH as the old guard of its mafia population is slowly dying off. A piss poor youth culture (of roid popping, no-sack guys and whorish girls) dominates EH which boasts of a Chili's, a bowling alley, and a Stop and Shop as its main attractions. In fact, most Easties flee town to do anything involving money (God forbid someone in town do well!). And worst of all, the concept "fair fight" is understood by no one - although real fights rarely occur (they are mostly shouting matchings that criticize people's moms and their cooking/sexual habits). In a quick note, East Haven's girls are whores, guys have no balls, seniors control the town from 5AM to 11AM, and everyone thinks they make the best pasta sauce.
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Customer Reviews
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
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This mug is perfect! High quality product
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
Perfect way to start my day!
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares