Douchenheimer Mug
Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane