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Dirty Delilah Mug

A woman wears a strap-on dildo and fucks a woman whilst motorboating in her fat tits then gets fucked by a woman and then they do a 3-way, resulting in both women to bite the man’s and penis off and the man sucks each woman’s tits.They all end up moaning. After they all have oral sex, another man comes in, and both men give the women a wedgie, or vice versa followed by an abominable wedgie, all whilst only wearing bikinis the men whip them and give the women vibrators and shock collars and put them to max on they’re tits and vaginas, whilst inserting a vibrating dildo up both their pussys,the women,one putting cat ears on,one putting bunny ears on,both wearing stripper outfits,while sitting on a speaker’s microphone, aggressively jumping on it and rubbing it against their vagina and breasts, at this point they’re laying down and the men hump the women whilst using sexual torture methods, the men drink vodka from the girls mouths and vaginas and chain the girls limbs and end up torturing them very badly sexually whilst they roll their eyes back and stick takis up the mans ass, and eats and licks everything out of it. This will take a while, and for food, they drink milk, and a lot of dairy. Do soft vore and men have to eat a lot of whipped cream, after the session, you should be shaky, now you have a choice, do it again, or at the end do any vore, or have a wedgie of the womens choice and stick a bottle of alcohol up all your privates make sure it’s tight/gaping!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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