zoomercode custom mug
Shitty code written by some upcoming generations of programmers (typically Zoomers) founded on inexperience and often suffering heavily from the Dunning–Kruger effect because they simply do not know what they don't know, but they're very sure about their code being good because it's new, and anything else is bad because it is old. Often relies heavily on tooling to spit out boilerplate while their IDE autocompletes most of the coding for them. Tends to use new and "exciting" tools the majority of which are abandoned in 2 years or less because the coders of the tools got bored, got the job they wanted, or most often just found out they were wrong about it making their jobs easier. Tend to be rich in buzzwords the zoomercoder doesn't actually understand and be over-engineered by injecting abstract ideas born from self important navel gazing far divorced from any problem solving of actual value. Defining characteristics of zoomercode are running slowly, being resource intensive, high surface area code that is a chore to maintain, and tripling or more the time from concept to production ready code. The stated purpose of their code is to make fast code that is easy to maintain and fast to production, but it's entirely the opposite.
"Why did we spend 2 years rebuilding our business logic from scratch? It cost so much money, it runs slow, it has less features, it's full of bugs, and now we rent three expensive servers instead of it running on a 90's Pentium. How does it manage to be worse in every way? They said they knew what they were doing. My business might not survive this." "You need to watch out for zoomercode. Trying to replace a decade of iterated business logic in two years simply because it's old may very well have sunk your company. The coders were new and full of themselves and did not know or respect the work that went into what ran your company. My suggestion is fire the zoomercoders and iterate on your business logic, and if you wish to switch platforms understand it will take as much work all over again. You should also pick a platform that is already proven to be fast and run efficiently because no amount of coding can save a resource intensive and slow platform from itself."
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The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Material
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Artwork
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Care
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Height
- Approximately 3.8" tall
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724 reviews across designs, including earlier products.
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
Perfect way to start my day!
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.