emo prep custom mug

Preps that think they "tawtally rawk HARDD" because they listen to shit mainstream bands like The All-American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, and Fall Out Boy. They draw broken hearts on their cheeks and wear popped polos. They're often mistaken for teeny boppers. They constantly complain about how hard life is because their rich mommies and daddies won't buy them the 60 inch plasma they've been begging for, and at the same time they brag about how spoiled they are and how they only wear 'designer clothes' that cost no less than $120. They also talk about how they don't think about the bad stuff and just live their life to the fullest and how it's nothing but "FUN! FUN! FUN!" for them. ;;THEY ALWAiiZ TiiPE LiiK3 THiiS <33;; they can’t spell definitely so they abbreviate it by writing “deff.”…Which is also wrong. *Rolls eyes* They giggle like whores trying to pick up 'emo' guys at the mall. They are terrified of the people in Hot Topic but they say they aren't, and most of them hate Green Day and My Chemical Romance (though they are mainstream). They desperately try to search for underground bands because they don't want to be called posers, but when they are asked what bands they are into they immediately respond "A.A.R., duh! Tyson is so0o LOVE<3" ..."Emo Prep" is the name they've given themselves because they like the 'emo' style but still want to be "cool" "popular" and "liked" by their friends. They usually can't spell and they use quotes in their MySpace from other emo kids, though they don't understand them. They also post pictures of themselves wearing skimpy black shirts that say "Rock On" and ripped jeans with the caption saying something like "EM0 PiiC L0LZ!!!" They also try and be 'random' by typing "ii HARTS MONKiiS LOL AWWWZ<3<3<3!!!" in the middle of something completely irrelevant. So in other words, dikes and whores that want to be 'emo' but don't want to be made fun of because they are too scared of what people think.

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LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??

ellyn G. Sep 30
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I use it every morning. It's my favorite.

John B. Sep 30
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Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!

Fuck N. Sep 29

Cute, simple, as advertised.

Eli S. Sep 28
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My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!

Dhar M. Sep 26

Got this for my dog

Kolbie L. Sep 25
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As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!

Joy B. Sep 25
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It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.

Cindy C. Sep 24
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I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.

William K. Sep 24
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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. Sep 23
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its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!

bill n. Sep 23

Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!

Forced Karma Sauce Sep 23

why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

GOD Sep 21

Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD

desfhueshd e. Sep 21

A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

Jackoof Sep 18

ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

ariana grande is a queen Sep 18

It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. Sep 18
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