Rules of music theory custom mug
1) First rules of // you do not talk about //. 2) When in doubt, it's minor. 2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3) 3) When you think it's minor, it's major 4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over. 5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod 5.1) The principal does not exist 5.2) // mod does not exist 5.3) The limit does not exist 6) No mean girls references allowed in // 7) When it beeps you always haul it back 8) Everything is written in code 8.1) Figured bass symbols 9) You do not speak of those who do not exist 9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist 9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent. 10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday. 11) Always go for the younger one. 11.1) Usually the infant is best 11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable. 12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black. 12.1) Once you're black you can't go back. 13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black. 13.1) No racial. 13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn. 13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt. 13.211)or look on his computer 13.2111) ever. 13.3) Theory does not exist 13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.