Rockaway Beach custom mug

Rockaway Beach- a life filled party town. the summers=booze and weed and the winters dont change. if your a boy you lifeguard once your 16 and become a firefighter at 22. if your a girl maybe you life guard but if not your a nurse or a teacher. Rockaway kids start drinking at 10 and have all been fucked up til they cant walk by 14. everyone swims and everyone plays a sport. they have always had a rivalry with Brooklyn and usually drink their enemies under the table the first chance they get. all the white kids are irish and they hate the kids from Far rock. Every crew has a gay lil name and they keep it well into college. everyone goes to the same schools boys 2 xavier xaverian and girls to kearny and fontbonne. every other skool is expelled from the group especially the dirty whores from stella. BROAD CHANNEL is a dirty skanky place and they all suck dick no one dares to like them. all in all rockaway is the shit. If your not irish get the fuck out and if you can't drink your not accepted and it is the only place where we close down 4 our own holiday. rockaway beach, drink it up

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LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??

ellyn G. Sep 30
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I use it every morning. It's my favorite.

John B. Sep 30
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Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!

Fuck N. Sep 29

Cute, simple, as advertised.

Eli S. Sep 28
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My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!

Dhar M. Sep 26

Got this for my dog

Kolbie L. Sep 25
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As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!

Joy B. Sep 25
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It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.

Cindy C. Sep 24
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I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.

William K. Sep 24
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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. Sep 23
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its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!

bill n. Sep 23

Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!

Forced Karma Sauce Sep 23

why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

GOD Sep 21

Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD

desfhueshd e. Sep 21

A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

Jackoof Sep 18

ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

ariana grande is a queen Sep 18

It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. Sep 18
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