ENFP magic custom mug
Imagine you are in some pointless social event that you did not even wanted to go, but were forced. You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take. Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"? Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT. It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening. But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do? OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU! ... She offers you hear hand. You accept. You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget. You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue. Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed. You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck. That woman was a ENFP. That is ENFP magic for you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊