zestometer
Scale showing how zesty people are. 5 categories: “zestier than a lemon tree”, “closet is invisible”, “closet is translucent glass”, “straight as a line without a ruler”, “straight as a line with a ruler”and “homophobic” With “Zestier than a lemon tree” as most zesty and so on.
1) Girl 1: “she’s so pretty” *stares at woman lovingly* Girl 2: “are you gay?” Girl 1: “no, I’m super straight” Girl 2: “I might have to move you up on the zestometer then” 2) Girl 1: “what’s your rating on the zestometer” Girl 2: “im zestier than a lemon tree cos I’m a lime”
By Gaygobbler