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second largest city in Rhode Island but home to the most real hood g's you will ever meet. we may not look like much but take a group of us warwick folk to a party with kids from another town and prepare for the beatdown. smokin blunts, drinkin beers, intercourse with mass amounts of females and causing mischief is all there is to do in this town so come here if you wanna get beat up, have your girl taken, or smoked out Loc'd out.

Exeter kid: "Yo fuck all you Warwick queers" Group of 15: "WHAT MOTHA FUCKA! FUCK YOU! BOOM! BANG! BOW! YEAH WARWICK RUNS SHIT BITCHES!"

By BIGEAZ-E699

A school in Upstate New York that is cancer. The guys are hot and the girls are not. The hangout there is Burger King. For some reason everyone snowboards, it’s weird.

Boy 1: yo you see that cute girl? Boy 2: bruh what cute girls? It’s Warwick

By Shefartedonmydick

The second largest city in Rhode Island, kids here either go tollgate or pilgrim highschool where there’s at least a fight a week. Some boys decide to go to Hendricken (mendricken) If there gay or for there sports programs . Mostly everyone in Warwick is either a pothead/party kid or snitch. A lot of kids here think they’re hard but really aren’t. for example A kid somewhat popular in Warwick Johnny Aptts is know for fighting but in reality if he was put up against a real gang member would probably shit him self and that goes for a lot of kids in Warwick. Other then that school sports are pretty good and the city has its own mall, otherwise there’s nothing to do.

Kid 1: “You here about that fight at tollgate today” Kid2: “where’s that?” Kid1: “Warwick” Kid2: “Oh who cares it was probably two pot heads like last week” Kid1: “Yeah your probably right”

By KinGOfCoochie

Warwick is a small little town in the middle of nowhere NY. Kids enjoy themselves by drinking and doing drugs at any possible time they can. All the gym teachers are lesbians. There are farms,cows,& shoprites everywhere.The hangout in warwick is the Burger King and Cafe a la mode(woot!) Half of the teen population works at mascars (an apple orchard). All of the jersey and city people pick our apples. The high school is filled with hollister,abercrombie bimbos who dont understand what your saying becuase of the weed they just smoked a minute ago. In winter they go to have fun at mount peter!!!

Bob: What did you do this weekend in Warwick??!?! Lucy: I WENT TO MOUNT PETER!! Bob: REALLY!!!OMG Lucy: AND IM GOING THERE TOMORROW, AND THE NEXT DAY AND THE NEXT DAY AND THE NEXT DAY! Both: YAAYYYYY!

By bob72458

To call someone a Warwick tells them they're a gentleman, gorgeously shy, genuine, intriguing. Values a good beer with mates, likes to be organized. A solid bloke to talk to, when given the time. The workings in the mind of a Warwick may appear simple, but are indeed much more complex. Great in the sack.

"Damn it George! I wish you could be more Warwick sometimes."

By to.be.true