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reassuringly expensive

By Ron

A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott

By Terminator1353

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.

By Danski

Stella is the phooking daddy! stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?

By KickArseKenny

Wife beating juice. Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly. Still easily the nicest lager available.

Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?" Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"

By MindblowN