What's on your mug?

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.

Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend? Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.

By Scotty Matheson

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

By Molly the Unicorn