What's on your mug?

A long and tiresome walk. Origin: Yiddish.

It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.

By Jono

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

By The Grammar Nazi

1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance. 2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.

1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!" 2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."

By Nate Nasty

The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.

"You guys fuck or what, bro?" "Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there." "Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?' "I told her I was gay and left."

By David Acetay

Someone that's really dumb and can't do anything right.

Why are you a schlep dave?

By idotMax