The best thing to happen to Computer Science students in a data and file structures or algorithms class.
Joe: "Man...I spent a week coding that algorithm in C." Moe: "I got it done in one evening with Python. It works great." Joe: "Say, what? Where can I download that?"
By TheNextBillGates
Python is a powerful high-level interpreted language. Python's design is notably clean, elegant, and well thought through; it tends to attract the sort of programmers who find Perl grubby and exiguous.
#!/usr/bin/python print "Hello World"
By steak
A great little language invented by Guido "the man" van Rossum. John Carmack "swears by it", he wrote the Quake 2 engine in it!
print "nohtyp"::-1
By dan murray
A powerful, slow computer programming language that strangles other programming languages by virtue of it's ease of use and shallow learning curve. Computers understand it about as well as most people understand assembly language and only manage to execute it about 10x slower than assembly language or 4x slower than Java.
It's 2069 and Microsoft is proud to announce the launch of Windows 20, the first and only groundbreaking operating system written entirely in Python. Minimum system requirements: 1TB of ram and 20GHZ CPU, 2TB and 30GHZ recommended.
By virgin916
A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.
"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."
By TheNottitrain