What's on your mug?

a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch

By Calista h

An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.

(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..." Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!" My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"

By woofwofbarkbark

Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.

When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat." The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.

By NewVision

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea Me: yes I am doing My Cat

By crazypenguin64920

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

By The.Owner