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me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute. also me: mom, can we keep him? mom: no. also also me: bitch

By @shhh.ixxy on insta follow me

a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!

Murf you! (in a mad tone) Murf! (in a love you tone)

By momoc

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road? Adam: i don't know smitty, why? Smitty: to get to the other side! Adam: .... MURF!!!!

By gateway!

A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

Ho that weightlifter is super murf.

By murfguy

murf

murf

By Ozzyisoutofplace