A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.
“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.” “Alright, Jack. Where? When?” “6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”
By Smoked Bear
To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.
I went to jerk-off in your face!
By Chris Feda
Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.
07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead 07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why 07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it
By [u]{s}[e]{r}
(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.
Biggie: go get me a sandwich Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off Biggie: what?
By Brennan Kennedy
A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins. Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!
By King Jerk II