What's on your mug?

One degree higher than fuck fuck fuck fuck

By Anonymous

To really be pissed.

"Are you mad?" asked the teacher politely. "Mad?! That's the understatement of the year! I'm more like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" she replied to her astonished teacher.

By TR

Everyone: What you truly want to say out loud when something goes colossally wrong. Anxiety fuelled people: What someone with anxiety thinks when they tell someone something. then thinks telling someone might have the slightest possibility of backfiring in any way, shape, or form.

Everyone: *head on car crash* You as you waver your way to the afterlife- “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I thought It was a 2 way street!” Anxiety bitches: Internally* “Oh fuck why did I tell them I was anxious???!? What if I’m not anxious enough to get help and I’m just freaking the fuck out!!???… OOOOHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!” Externally* *LABOURED WHEEZING*

By Mr. Mundee