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A legal ending to a [marriage] usually caused by [fighting] cheating or [abuse]

Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you [Chad] you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink) [Chad] : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your [hot] little friends! (wink) Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! [Chad] : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! [Chad]'s Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE! [Chad] : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong! [Chad]'s Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me! Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house! Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager! Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH! Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your [money] on [women] so you can fuck them! Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now! Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother! Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce! Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT! Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!

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