An unstoppable vortex who thinks they are a tough cunt. Drinks Great Northerns and munches burgers every Monday morning. Plays a non-contact bitch sport. Can be found smashing slabs and tuning fatties with his best mate Grinchtittiez and has made several appearances on Mordi rewind. Has a funny lookin lazy eye when drinking beers
Wow, he just got fucked up by the cortex Did you see the cortex? He just downed a slab
By Mr. Fuck your sister
The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.
"Yeah I would smash, but I would rather cortex her, I bet she has nice brain texture."
By DFinn
To outwit,charm,or deceive by use of one's intellect.
My opponent is so dim and foolish I know i can cortex him and get what i want.
By Almighty Money Folk
A place where darkness surrounds one area and it is light outside.
Oh boy the cortex is around us lately.
By 0eA
penis<<see also dick
the "fellas" , wang, john, bits and peices, cock, whale bone, double 0 and 7
By Amber