What's on your mug?

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing

Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix

By C "Babyface" T

1. Going to the beach. 2. Past tense would be 'beached it'. 3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.

What are you doing right now? I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB. What did you do yesterday? I beached it with the guys down at PB. What are you doing tomorrow? I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.

By Border Brother

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.

"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."

By David Jones