What's on your mug?

a giant piece of shit that has a tail, resembling a rat

guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat. guy 2: god damn

By chicken fried negro sammich

a rat that lives in your ass

1. Eww! I found an ass rat up my butt. 2. OMG, she is being an ass rat.

By :P :P :P :P

A russian mail order husband who uses a screen name holy gerbil who exchanges his aim programing skills for a green card and escape from an Israeli relocation camp.

Arkansas woman: Ooooo weeee I'd sho like to get me one of them ass rats since they is so grateful for saving them they give you sex and everything right up the ass.

By BigBrotherMick426