What's on your mug?

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

By Chri$$un

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura? Hason: No way! What are they going to do? Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money. Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

By Grego Antony Bater

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

By Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck

The act of farting on a girl while she's giving you head.

I gave the girl a turtlenecking so rank it turned her hair orange.

By wo0tage

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura? Hason: No way! What are they going to do? Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money. Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

By Grego Antony Bater