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The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo! HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online

By Some Random Guy Online

A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends

Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.

By Jordan_Gymnast77

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?" "I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

By andioop1234

A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.

The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!

By Santa Nugg

A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!

Hey, want to do some voting on The Urban Dictionary? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By MinecraftVlogMV