What's on your mug?

Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death

Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it* Person 2: Why? WHY!?

By Hooman bean

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.

DO NOT READ THE MILK FIC

By toast._.kathen

A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.

“Did you read the Milk Fic?” “Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”

By Insane weeaboo

An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.

The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.

By AntiMilkFic

the milk fic is a story that tells the tale of Ryan ross and Brendon Urie preforming an act of bdsm to do with the beverage milk. its a sexual story and a very enjoyable read... Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub.

"I haven't been able to stop thinking of the milk fic ever since I read it, it was such a delight!"

By gerardwaymakesmehappy