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Tensor is something that transforms like a Tensor (Under a change of reference frame)

Physics prof. : "The Electromagnetic field tensor is a tensor."

By physics stud

Repeated tensing and relaxing of the anal sphincter. This can indicate excitement or dismay.

My boss was so excited about the new project idea I think he was getting tensor. When dogs stretch they get tensor.

By Heywood Jablowmi

It eats Vectors, poops scalars; and invariant to coordinate transformation.

Tim: hey buddy... I hear you've hit on hard times and have had to start stretching your money as far as it can go! Bob: It's true... my five's exhausted, and my tensor!

By bn

It's quite simple really; A tensor is a tensor. The concept of tensors has its origin in the development of differential geometry by Gauss, Riemann, the Acapella Science community, and Christoffel. In the modern day, tensors have been fundamental to the development of general relativity, quantum mechanics, machine learning, and linear transformations. They may also be revered as holy, and are commonly deified in a style reminiscent of ancient Pythagoreanism.

Physics Professor: "Class, what is a tensor?" The Only Student Paying Attention: "A tensor, of course!" "If it transforms like a tensor and screams like a tensor, it's a tensor." -Prox

By Jellicle Caesar