Springle Element
The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife. The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.
Old man: You swindled me out of my pension! Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!! Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...
By Bobsya Unkle