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noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

By Bart Roskoski

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

By Guitarguy99

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind? Shut the fuck up, smartard.

By AlienInTheAttic

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...

J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...

By Jhonny J. Blaze

a dee dee dee genius

hi my mommy said im Smartarded.

By Zyan Coyle