Properly Shitting
You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life. Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing. No, I wasn't properly shitting. *GASP*
By SpectralCuckSlayer