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Poopdeck

The poop deck usually begins with a blumpkin and transitions when your partner realizes how much you both had to eat at Poncho's Mexican Buffet. Your girl transitions from the kneeling chicken head and moves to a romantic strattled position and inserts your meat missle into her cock koozie. At this point you are positioned for greatness provided you have not finished your BM. The two of you will drop the kids off at the exact same time and like olympic diving it is important not to splash. Now wipe your ass and tell that bitch to make you a sandwich.

I'm enjoying this blumpkin but i could really go for a poopdeck.

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poopdeck

Poopdeck is made of two words, poopd and eck. I believe they are German. It involves a fetish game where several drunken German folk get on a patio with all the rails removed. Ten they get a fecal freakal and the deck gets all slippery with poo, right? Then one guy (any one, nobody is picked) jumps up and yells SHIVAR ME TIMBEEERS (But in GERMAN dude!) and they all try to push their slippery, excrement-laden partymates off the deck. It's like King of the Hill, except (a) everyone is covered in shit, (b) it's technically a plateau, and outside the Bavarian Max players (deck height 3 meters) most decks are made close to the ground to avoid injuries. At the end, the last person standing wins. If the Shiver caller is the winner everyone buys him a beer. If someone ELSE is up there, the winner can pick to have the caller buy him a beer, or everyone gets to pee in his eyeballs.

Trundel and Hans are having a poopdeck party, bring the keg, exlax, three shower curtains, and laundry detergent!

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