What's on your mug?

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet

Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!" Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."

By Babaquan

A man who looses his job due to the Dwight Howard Curse. See definition of Dwight Howard Curse.

Person 1: Damn, Mike Brown lost his job? What?? It's the beginning of the season? Person 2: Yeah, he got cursed by Dwight Howard. Known as the Dwight Howard Curse. Go look up the definition on urban dictionary, fool.

By Kobe Bryant of the LA Lakers

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :( Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

By NIKelyf45