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the language of ancient Rome and the Roman Empire

Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?

By yorrick hunt

The primary language of the Ancient Romans. Most retards will say "Oh Latin is so boring", or, "Only nerds and geeks learn Latin". Well, they're wrong. Latin is an amazing language and learning the language can teach you more than speaking it. Many Latin words form the words we use today, making our English grammar much better. Don't like Latin? Futue tu...

Retard: "Latin is for geeks". Smart guy: "No it's not retard, Latin is awesome".

By ThatGuyAtThatPlace

A language only sexy people can now speak. Made the object of constant bitching by fucktards who take Latin only to discover that they can't figure out what a grammatical case is if their life depended on it, as they have shit-for-brains. Fun with Latin (common sayings):

1) Futue te. ("Go fuck yourself.") 2) Nocte te tangis. ("You touch yourself at night.") 3) Lingua latina bona est. ("Latin is da fuckin' shitz0rz.") 4) Avis in caput magnum futuens tuum cacet. ("May a bird shit on your fucking big head.")

By Mentula

The language spoken by ancient Romans at the age of the Roman Empire and then spoken as official and literate's language in Italy until 1700 ca. It represents the basement of most modern european languages such as Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese and Romanian. 80% of english words have derivated from Latin Language (ex. imput, virus, ave, pirate etc.). It is still studied in Italy in some high schools called "Liceo (Classico, Scientifico, Linguistico)". Latin morphology might be difficult to an unexpert eye, but it is quite simple and schematic :very substanctive has a declension, which is a group of similar words, and every declension has got 6 cases which express grammatical functions such as subject and complements. It is a really nice and fascinating language, though it is quite difficult to many.

"Carpe Diem" - Seize the day, seize the moment "Roma caput mundi" - Rome is the head of the world "Habemus papam!" - We have a pope! "Cogito, ergo sum" - I think, therefore I am "Romae gloria aeterna est" - The glory of Rome is evergreen ('Of Rome the glory evergreen is' in the latin syntax)

By Flx_

The language of the ancient Romans that is the mother of Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Romanian. People think it's an easy language to learn and succeed because no one really speaks it. WRONG. Most people can't differentiate between a case and a declension, let alone understand all verb conjugations. So therefore, only intelligent, sexy people can speak it.

I like Latin. It took me a while to figure out how to say these: Futue te ipsum. (Fuck yourself!) Fella mea mentula! (Suck my dick!) Tune futuere egeis? (Wanna fuck?) Tu quam pepedisti oleis! (You smell like you farted!)

By Flirm Li