Heather Sex
a. The ability to catch herpes from R. Kelly while Kim Kardashian pleasures herself in a tub full of his piss. b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.
God Damn! I smell like musty piss, I think I musta' been havin Heather Sex last night. Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex. This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.
By Cum-Guzzling-Gutter-Slut