Gwirdle
1. Goblin, beast, mythical creature in Irish folk lore 2. A person from the West Country in the UK, farmer type. Wurzel
Beware in the forests for there lies a Gwirdle. Do not make conversation with a Gwirdle for they will steal your buttons. Have you just seen that Gwirdle down the field? He's a bit of a Gwirdle.
By Chris Zed