What's on your mug?

Verb. When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed. Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

By Doesitmatter??

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so. Variant of gobblesnorting.

Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!

By antoniost