Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce
Expression used when one is ripped off.
Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour. Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo. Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.
By Brazzell Dazzle