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To love and pray to Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is worshiped as a god-like being because of his unnatural dwarf like stature and comedic genius.

You must devote to DeVitoism

By Adolphin123

The religious order which worships the almighty God Danny Devito. It is a known fact that Devitoists own every film starring Danny Devito, even the ones which haven't been made yet. The Lord Almighty must be prayed to at least 30 times a day, through vigorous sacrificial sessions. Strict followers of Devitoism are cursed with the extreme power of a Magnum Dong.

Dan: I'm thinking about joining Devitoism. Mary: Wow! I to am a strict Devitoist. Greg: Now let us sacrifice that child to the great lord Danny Devito.

By James P. Sullivan

A religion where Danny DeVito is the worlds savior and you must sacrifice your curry and rice to the savior

DeVitoism resides inside everyoone

By TerryTheFag