What's on your mug?

The art of replying to an wordinsult/word with a witty word, statement or sentence.

Well at least I don't fuckarse!

By wormstrangler

Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and even better insult. To conquer the skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.

Pimpely faced person: Hey! Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ? Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know! Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop! guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night! Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned* A few weeks later.... Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face! Guy: ... Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*

By e-foshizzle

When a well known artist, player, entertainer comes back after a long wait with something truly amazing.

Someone: When is EXO having their comeback? Me: ha. hahHAHAHHAHHHAHAHEHEHAHAHUAHEHAHAHAHEHH

By nitaotao

A reply to an insult that leaves your opponent more salty than a cracker.

BigDumb: "Your mom gay" Intellectual: "No U" "No U" is the ultimate comeback. Only capable of a stalemate by another "No U"

By WombattyClassic

here is a good comeback: hey! u keep my mum outta this, and i'll keep 'this' outta ur mum

ya mum, huhuhuh im an idiot who uses this insult to everything well, (use comeback here, u devilishly smart guy u)

By jason hua