What's on your mug?

Chicken. Appropriately named after their bootability.

I went out to the coop and one of the bootables was laying an egg.

By Darrel and Richard Greaney

A term used for someone who has outstanding parking tickets on their automobile.

I have to make sure I feed the parking meter on time since my car is bootable. Q:Did you park at the meter today? A:No, I don't want to chance it. I'm already bootable and I don't think that yellow is a good color for my rims.

By ShugarSweet