What's on your mug?

Getting a blow job while taking a dump

By Anonymous

recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.

My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.

By baggs

When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day

God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?

By chortles

Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early

“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”

By Violetsrnotblue

The fat spouse of a physically fit person.

Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.

By karlota