Belladramatic
Similar to melodramatic, defined as "exaggerated and emotional or sentimental; sensational or sensationalized; over-dramatic" ......... but even *more* ridiculous, a la Bella Swan from the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer regarding her entire relationship with nearly everyone in the world.
Oh god, don't be so belladramatic.....you'd think you were just dumped by a vampire.
By jenestra