Beer
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
By Funk Naz-T
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
By Funk Naz-T
My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy
Jesus > Mother Beer > Water
By SurpriseButtSecks69
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
By Lugermeister
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
By Homer Simpson
Beer. Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
By Derek214