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Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari. Bd 2:We need more tenor. Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between. Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player... All:YES! ------------------------------------------- Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets. -Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

By Phantom034`

The most smiley person in the band, always willing to help.

Person: Hey could you help me move the Bass Drum? Bass Clarinet Player: No problem!!

By 1st Chair

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

By alskj