...I did something
The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings: Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me? Friend 2: ...I did something Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time? Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag... Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together? Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much... Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up) Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
By IDK1234583