What's on your mug?

Shit In My Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?" person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

By Quackxrs

Ian.Just Ian.No one else is a simp.Its just Ian.

Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier? Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian. Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.

By ABCitseasy

Simp for S uper I ntense M inecraft P layer

Friend: Hey! Me: Hi! Friend: I am a Professional LOL player! Me: Well I'm a SIMP Friend: What? Me: I'm a Super Intense Minecraft Player

By 7Macros

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a simp.

By mikylie1

Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.

Wow Bappo is such a fuckin SIMP.

By IAMNOTMAXINE