What's on your mug?

a mythical creacher that is the male equavulat of mom

when is dad going to bring milk it has been 17 years?

By Someone in the way

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad! Zack: *vanishes*

By bakenhaswordsinhispockets

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad” Dad: Oh wait he left

By Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp

A substitute for the word "dick"

"Stop being such a dad!"

By Tyranadon1

Who?

Jim: Can you come over Stacy: I need to ask my dad Jim: What's that?

By Blurple123