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Hipster

Hipsters are modern day hippies, nothing more, nothing less. They fantasize about outlandish ideas such as "a world with no money", not realizing that the human society has been able to progress out of the dark ages because of the economic and social hierarchies they so desperately despise. Ironically, Hipsters, just like every other religious and political party, believe that their way is best. And anyone not on board with that is just too dense to understand it. Yet they take pride in their "subculture" (and I use that term loosely), fearing that anything they do becomes too main stream. They are an anomaly wrapped in an oxymoron, wrapped in the tightest plaid shirts anyone has ever seen. Seriously, do they own their own sewing machines because I can never find any clothing that clings to my body that tightly.

Hipster #1: I can't bend my knees. Do you think I have arthritis from all these high CO2 emitting vehicles that keep trying to run me over when i'm riding my 10-speed in the road like i'm driving a car? Hipster #2: No, it's just because you jeans are so tight I can see the outlines of your leg hairs. Hipster#1: Oh, awesome then.

By triago

Hipster

A hipster is the new word for what most people think of as "nerds". People who wear skinny jeans, have oiled facial hair and /or man-buns, wear old outdated clothes from thrift stores, and claim to shun anything "mainstream". They are the kind of people who would routinely get picked on or beat up before society became politically correct and sensitive. They were as kids always picked last in games or team sports. They are poorly groomed, social misanthropes who contribute little to nothing to society as a whole.

"Hey man, look at that hipster waiting for the bus. Let's steal his lunch money" "Barry has become such a hipster that no one invites him to lunch anymore"

By Doctor AK Faustus

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