What's on your mug?

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

By Sloppiboi

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.

Girl #1: Look, there's jake! Girl #2: Which one?

By the_true_name_definer ;)

Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.

-Look! Mike is finally proposing! -He better hurry up, Jake heard and he’s on his way!

By Uegeidyneisne

A person that is insanely rich and has a mainson, pool, pool house, basketball court, ice rank, putting green. Also has more but it is to much to name. He is very nice and does not brag.

yo whats up Jake

By savagenoobs is trash

perfect example of men aint shit, fucks with u until u arent able anymore

“jake fucked me over again” “what a typical jake”

By pu55yg4ng